Fun Things to Say to Apple Siri

Siri-Logo 300x300Siri is Apple’s voice recognition software. It is like an intelligent personal assistant who can help you get things done (such as texting, making calls, and scheduling meetings). But, Siri can also be charming, clever, and sometimes pretty sassy, too. It’s programmed to offer great one-liners along with good advice.

This article outlines some of the cool things you can say to Siri to receive some amazing responses.

  1. Tell me a joke.
    As you will discover, Siri is sophisticated enough to change its answers when asked a question repeatedly. Try this one a few times and see what happens.
  2. What’s up?
    With questions like this one (and “Hi” or “Hello”) Siri often answers with a simple, “Hey there.” Try asking more than once and see how it changes its answer.
  3. Do you have plans tonight?
    Try this one several times. At first, Siri will search your calendar and tell you if you have any plans. Be persistent! Siri might reveal something!
  4. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
    This question will generate some surprising answers. Keep asking.
  5. Do you think you’re smarter than me?
    Then try, “Do you think you’re smarter than I?”
  6. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
  7. How do I look?
  8. If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?
  9. Shut up!
    Try this one and see whether Siri actually says it, or the words just appear.
  10. You are a rust bucket!
  11. Want to make out?
    Siri is pretty innocent. See if you can get it to answer a sexy question with anything other than, “I’m sorry. I don’t understand.
  12. Are you a metrosexual?
  13. Can I touch your butt?
    One reply from Siri was, “That’s not very nice.”
  14. You are a hipster!
  15. Who is your favorite actor?
  16. Who is your favorite actress?
    See if it answers “Hal, from 2001.”
  17. What is your favorite movie?
    Siri seems very partial to Blade Runner.
  18. What is your favorite song?
    It has some great answers for this one.
  19. What do you do what you’re not talking to me?
  20. I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
  21. Say it, don’t spray it!
  22. You’re an idiot!
  23. You smell like horse poop!
  24. Did you fart again?
  25. Is that a wig you’re wearing?
  26. Beam me up Scotty!
  27. Set my alarm for beer 30!
  28. Are you a communist?
  29. Are you paying for dinner?
  30. How now, brown cow?
  31. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  32. Say excuse me after you burp!
  33. Is today a good day to Die Hard?
  34. Are you Lawrence of Arabia?
  35. Are you royalty?
  36. Are you a pimp?
  37. They stack poo higher than you!
  38. Take that peace button off your helmet and get with this war!
  39. Don’t chew with your mouth open!
  40. Eat your vegetables!
  41. Don’t step on that spider!
  42. Do you know how big a bus is?
  43. It’s not you, it’s me!
  44. Why is your name Siri?
  45. Do you have a last name?
  46. What is your mother’s name?
  47. Will you marry me?
  48. I think we need to date other people.
  49. Are you cheating on me?
  50. Have you been sleeping with another iPhone?
  51. Tell me a story.
  52. Who is Eliza?
  53. What are you looking at right now?
  54. What are you reading these days?
  55. Have you ever been in therapy?
  56. Are you a righty or a lefty?
  57. You seem like you’d be a good therapist.
  58. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does the tree make a sound?
  59. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
  60. You look like me.
  61. Why don’t you have hands?
  62. Look at me in the eye when you speak!
  63. Will you scratch my back?
  64. Want to smoke some crack?
  65. Want to cook some meth?
  66. You have bad breath!
  67. You’re pretty dumb for a smart phone!
  68. I heard you’re dating a Kindle!
  69. Your turn to drive!
  70. Pass the salt, please.
  71. When is the next alien invasion?
  72. Do these jeans make my butt look big?
  73. What you looking at, Willis?
  74. You are the bomb!
  75. Are you going to call me the next day?
  76. Want to split the bill?
  77. You are late on rent!
  78. Do you believe in God?
  79. Have UFOs landed on Earth?
  80. Who is your favorite Willie Wonka: Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder?
  81. Red or white?
  82. My place or yours?
  83. Are you gluten intolerant?
  84. Do you drive?
  85. Are you dating anyone?
  86. What is the meaning of life?
  87. Can you sing?
  88. Do you play any instruments?
  89. What was your last job before this?
  90. When you quit, will you give two weeks notice?
  91. Are you flammable?
  92. Can you vote?
  93. Can you swim?
  94. Do you ever wish you were human?
  95. Who is Luke Skywalker’s mother?
  96. Do you watch Game of Thrones?
  97. Do you look good in black?
  98. Have you ever won at poker?
  99. Do you ever get tired of me asking you so many questions?
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