Best Misheard Lyrics

Madonna/La Isla Bonita

REAL LYRIC: “Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Last night I dreamt of some bagels.”

Fun/We Are Young

REAL LYRIC: “So let’s set the world on fire / We can burn brighter.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “So let’s get the world on fire / We can go to brier.”

Michael Jackson/Man In The Mirror

REAL LYRIC: “I’m starting with the man in the mirror/I’m asking him to change his ways.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “I’m stuck with the man in the mirror/I’m asking him to change his face.”

Dido/Thank You

REAL LYRICS: “They’ll all imply that I might not last the day.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “They’ll all imply that I might not masturbate.”

Corey Hart/Sunglasses at Night

REAL LYRIC: “Don’t masquerade with the guy in shades.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Don’t masturbate with a diet shake.”

Tom Petty/Free Fallin’

REAL LYRIC: “Loves Jesus and America too.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Loves Cheez Whiz and America too.”

Pink/Get This Party Started

REAL LYRIC: “I’m comin’ up/So you better get this party started.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: ” I’m throwing up/So you better get the laundry started.”

The Police/Message in a Bottle

REAL LYRIC: “A year has passed since I wrote my note.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “A year has passed since I broke my nose.”

Shania Twain/That Don’t Impress Me Much

REAL LYRIC: “I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “I can’t believe you kiss your carpet knife.”

ZZ Top/Sharp Dressed Man

REAL LYRIC: “Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Every girl’s crazy ’bout a half-dressed man.”

Guns N’ Roses/Sweet Child O’ Mine

REAL LYRIC: “She’s got eyes of bluest skies/and if they thought of rain.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “She’s got eyes of the bluest skies/as if they’ve got a brain.”

Def Leppard/Pour Some Sugar on Me

REAL LYRIC: “You got the peaches, I got the cream.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “You got the pizzas, I got the keys.”

Elton John/Bennie And The Jets

REAL LYRIC: “She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “She’s got electric boobs, her mom has two.”

Dexy’s Midnight Runners/Come on Eileen

REAL LYRIC: “Come on Eileen/Oh I swear what he means/at this moment/you mean everything.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Come on Eileen/Oh I swear we cook beans/at this moment/we cook only peas.”

Justin Timberlake/SexyBack

REAL LYRIC: “Get your sexy on/Go ahead, be gone with it.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Who’s a sexy cow?/Go hippie go.”

Bob Marley/Jammin’

REAL LYRIC: “We’re jammin’/Hope you like jammin’, too.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “We’re German/I hope you’re, like, German too.”

Marvin Gaye/Sexual Healing

REAL LYRIC: “Darling, you’re so great/I can’t wait for you to operate.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Darling, you’re so great I can’t wait for you to ovulate.”

R.E.M./The One I Love

REAL LYRIC: “This one goes out to the one I love.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “This one goes out to the one-eyed dove.”

Pearl Jam/Alive

REAL LYRIC: “Yeah I, ooh, I’m still alive.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Yeah I, ooh, I’m sterilized.”

AC/DC/You Shook Me All Night Long

LYRIC: “She was a fast machine/She kept her motor clean.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”

Led Zeppelin/Stairway To Heaven

REAL LYRIC: “And as we wind on down the road/Our shadows taller than our souls.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “And as we wind on down the road/We should have stolen Oreos.”

Sloan/Money City Maniacs

REAL LYRIC: “And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in goat piss.”

Radiohead/Creep

REAL LYRIC: “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “I’m a creep, I’m a widow.”

Rolling Stones/(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

REAL LYRIC: “A man comes on to tell me how white my shirts could be.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “A man comes on to tell me how to wash my shirts with bleach.”

The Beatles/Get Back

REAL LYRIC: “Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner/But he knew it couldn’t last.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman/But he knew he couldn’t pass.”

Eddie Money/Two Tickets To Paradise

REAL LYRIC: “I’ve got two tickets to paradise.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “I’ve got flu, rickets, and parasites.”

Pat Benatar/Hit Me With Your Best Shot

REAL LYRIC: “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Hit me with your pet shark.”

Chumbawamba/Tubthumping

REAL LYRIC: “I get knocked down, but I get up again/You’re never gonna keep me down.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “I got no thumb, but it grew back again/You’re never gonna keep me down.”

Aqua/Barbie Girl

REAL LYRIC: “Come on Barbie let’s go party.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Come on body let’s go potty.”

Billy Joel/You May Be Right

REAL LYRIC: “You may be right, I may be crazy/But it just may be a lunatic you’re lookin for.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “You made the rice, I made the gravy/But it just may be some tuna fish you’re lookin’ for.”

Starship/We Built This City

REAL LYRIC: “We built this city on rock and roll.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “We built this city on the wrong damn road.”

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band/Blinded by the Light

REAL LYRIC: “Revved up like a deuce/Another runner in the night.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Wrapped up like a douche/Another rumour in the night.”

J. Geils Band/Centerfold

REAL LYRIC: “My angel is a centerfold.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “My anus is the center hole.”

Queen/Bohemian Rhapsody

REAL LYRIC: “Spare him his life from this monstrosity.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Saving his life from his warm sausage tea.”

Red Hot Chili Peppers/Can’t Stop

REAL LYRIC: “Can’t stop the spirits when they need you.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Can’t stop the ferrets when they need food.”

Deep Purple/Smoke on the Water

REAL LYRIC: “Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.”

Foo Fighters/My Hero

REAL LYRIC: “There goes my hero, he’s ordinary.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “There goes my hero, he’s old and hairy.”

U2/Mysterious Ways

REAL LYRIC: “She moves in mysterious ways.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Shamu the mysterious whale.”

Creedence Clearwater Revival/Bad Moon Rising

REAL LYRIC: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

Billy Joel/Just The Way You Are

REAL LYRIC: “Don’t go changing”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Don’t go, chicken”

Bon Jovi/Livin’ On a Prayer

REAL LYRIC: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”

Bryan Adams/Summer of 69

REAL LYRIC: “Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time.”

Van Halen/Jump

REAL LYRIC: “Might as well jump.  Jump!”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Maxwell, jump.  Jump!”

Taylor Swift/Blank Space

REAL LYRIC: “Got a long list of ex lovers”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”

Jimi Hendrix/Purple Haze

REAL LYRIC: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.”
MISHEARD LYRIC: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

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