- You erect a statue of yourself building a statue of yourself ~ @ArtistsPayBack
- You have a tattoo of your own face on your arm. ~@ArtistsPayBack
- You expect the valet to tip you. ~@ArtistsPayBack
- You destroy your own children so they can’t become greater than yourself. [Greek myth-style] ~@bradhatter
- You pray to yourself for God’s salvation. (or is that dyslexia?) ~@bujio
- You know the song IS about you. ~@charlesjurries
- Even Guy Kawasaki thinks you’re vain. ~@chucklasker
- You know you have a big ego when you RT your own tweets daily. ~@cmathews
- You refuse to sign up for Twitter because the name you want is taken. ~@CompassCoaching
- You brag about how you created everything in just 6 days. ~@DanGreen_DGSOT
- You respond to criticisms of yourself in third person. ~@Dheepan
- You wonder why everyone is listening to MJ’s music instead of your newly launched album. ~@geekonomics
- You see your family waving and you walk off yelling “STALKERS!” ~@ILuvRockStarz
- It has its own Twitter acount. ~@kylejjw
- You have to dress it in the morning. ~@m00ns
- You refer to yourself in the 3rd person in conversations. ~@mayhemstudios
- You know you have a big ego when…a nose job wouldn’t even help u look like you’re not snotty. ~@mel_parker
- The cashier at McDonald’s Drive Through parks your car. ~@Minervity
- You expect people on Twitter to follow you. 🙂 ~@Minervity
- You assume MySpace is literally that. ~@mrbarnard1
- You know you have a big ego when you think your beer belly are actually “beer biceps”… ~@noizmaker
- You add an “i” to the begining of your name. ~@scottk75
- It doesn’t fit in the toaster. Or is that #eggo ? ~@scottrmcgrew
- You think this tweet is about you. ~@TameraRooney
- You have installed mirrors on bathroom floor. ~@ThatPJ
- You’re Facebook and have to buy Friendfeed. ~@the_melvinator
- You fart and expect others to enjoy the aroma. ~@Alisabow
- You use your full name on the back of the jersey. ~@tracytran
- You RT yourself and ask others to do same. ~@VOLeila
- You dubb yourself beginning with “The” and end with “ster” ~ @VectorGirly
Credit: Kim Sherrell
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